come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.
How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.
how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.